Lost in Campaigns

I'm going mad of these campaigns. Just turn on your TV. You'll see the flood of campaigns washing your mind. Here, there is no ending to the campaign programs announced by producers almost everyday. They come in different types and styles: family campaign, single campaign, student campaign, price-down campaign, download campaign, anniversary campaign, Father's day campaign, mother's day campaign,....
Some times, I tell myself that they'd better change it to another word. Just for the sake of customers. How about "Seduce" instead of campaign?

Here is the funniest campaign I saw in the trains: There are some posters asking travelers not to use their mobile phones and also not to sit on the floor. They, for your info, have named it "Manner-up campaign".